Over the mountain the ominous cloud, coming to cover the land in a shroud, Hide in a bushel, a basement, or cave, but when the Cloud comes a' hunting, no one is safe!
THAT FEEL WHEN RANDOM GIRL YOU’VE PLAYED GAMES WITH A FEW TIMES IMS OUT OF NOWHERE AND ASKS IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER BOOBS AND YOU HAVE TO TURN HER DOWN BECAUSE WHAT
\V/ kitten mitteeeens: I had a dude that was like that after one morning of heavy medic combo fun.
\V/ kitten mitteeeens: He followed me into a lobby with the team. Then tried to bully my heavy off the class bc he wanted to play my heayv.
\V/ kitten mitteeeens: He told fixxxer that he only wanted to play with me. He stole the heavy spot at the end of a round.
\V/ kitten mitteeeens: I had to remove him on the spot.
Tittysprinkles Thrillwell: That's the way you land all the bitches. See them once, scream at any man who passes by them after, then sneak into their home.
Tittysprinkles Thrillwell: Didn't you know that?
\V/ kitten mitteeeens: It was really embarassing. No I have been married too long. I'm out of the loop when it comes to courting the ladies.
Tittysprinkles Thrillwell: It's evolved a lot since just holding a radio over your head on their lawn.
\V/ kitten mitteeeens: :D
\V/ kitten mitteeeens: Damn I guess thats ok bc I dont have a boom box anymore.
\V/ kitten mitteeeens: mmm Cusak
Tittysprinkles Thrillwell: There are subtleties now. When is it okay to throw a brick through her window wrapped in a piece of paper that says "WHORE"? You don't want to do it too soon or you'll scare her off, you know?
\V/ kitten mitteeeens: I prefer to be called "whorediot"
\V/ kitten mitteeeens: i wanna be called stupid and slutty
\V/ kitten mitteeeens: so try that one out next time
Tittysprinkles Thrillwell: Oh man. That is so good. Thanks, RoboKat.
\V/ kitten mitt✿ns: I remember you. Did we use to steel papers and shoot all the bad men together?
Tittysprinkles Thrillwell: Once upon a time. But I left that life behind a long time ago.
\V/ kitten mitt✿ns: Oh wow. Who is keeping the little microwaves safe now? Why have you forsaken your people?
Tittysprinkles Thrillwell: Does it look like that's any of my concern?! I gave those people hour after hour of my life, RoboKat. My LIFE. And if they haven't figured out how to spam rockets at skinny Bostonians for themselves yet, well... Maybe they never will. Maybe their microwaves are forfeit.